Welcome aboard 2017 Airways, Flight 365 days.
I believe you have your tickets, stamped – PRAYER – ready.
We’ll be flying at 100% success capacity and 30,000ft above failure level.
Tighten your seat belts and relax as we are about to take-off with our pilot – Jesus Christ – to 2018.
We shall be passing through divine appointments, divine set-ups, and prosperity.
We’ll have a lay over at Blessings Airport for a quick divine transition to Flight Destiny at about 11:50pm where we’ll be flying into and counting down as we touchdown at our 2018 destination at exactly 00:00.
You and your family will surely land safely at the 2018 International Airport where we hope you’ll toss to mead and kiss loved ones welcome into a new season of their lives. As we proceed to the runway, please –
Direct your attention to two of your flight attendants who will tell you what to do in case of an emergency.
Ladies and gentlemen,
This is Ish’mael and Denon, your hosts for the flight. We’ll be serving you.
Please have your seat belts – the belt of Truth – ready at all times as we take off from 2017 and descend into 2018. As you enter the new year –
Never stop looking for what’s NOT there. Opportunity is actually what’s NOT there
Its been a tough year for some of you. But, that’s okay. So –
First, build a future. Only then can you mourn the past. If you reverse the order, you’ll be stuck in the past – Rabbi Jonathan Sacks