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The Search for Love is REAL

Hello fam,

I’ve been up and running, from North to South in Califonia and just returned to the villa. Personally, I prefer to sit down, reflect, and write. So, its been particularly difficult to set the mood and press some fresh spiritual and inspiration juice for you.

Nevertheless…

What’s up people?

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN EXCELLENT YEAR

Last weekend, I was in Orange County attending a Singles Life Workshop. And people, let me tell you – AMAZING! I was thinking I would walk into this event and meet 20-somethings and maybe, 30-somethings and maybe find a “pretty mama” but noooo….

I saw a few 20-somethings and 30’s to 60-somethings all over the place. I was like – Lord, have mercy…

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Seriously!ย I was like…even the 40’s to 70’s are looking for love?

I thought folks in their 40’s, 50’s, 60’s…would have it down by now. I thought they would have it all together. But nooo…both the men and women came with their own issues.

And boy, some of those ladies had that perfect 8, size 10…body…, tights, boots, heels and that Beyonce Knowles walk. And…I mean… Continue reading “The Search for Love is REAL”

A 2018 SPECIAL (Just for You)

Howdy folks,

Welcome aboard 2017 Airways, Flight 365 days.

I believe you have your tickets, stamped – PRAYER – ready.

We’ll be flying at 100% success capacity and 30,000ft above failure level.

Tighten your seat belts and relax as we are about to take-off with our pilot – Jesus Christ – to 2018.

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Welcome aboard! This is your Pilot speaking…

We shall be passing through divine appointments,ย  divine set-ups, and prosperity.

We’ll have a lay over at Blessings Airport for a quick divine transition to Flight Destiny at about 11:50pm where we’ll be flying into and counting down as we touchdown at our 2018 destination at exactly 00:00.

You and your family will surely land safely at the 2018 International Airport where we hope you’ll toss to mead and kiss loved ones welcome into a new season of their lives. As we proceed to the runway, please –

Direct your attention to two of your flight attendants who will tell you what to do in case of an emergency.ย 

Ladies and gentlemen,

This is Ish’mael and Denon, your hosts for the flight. We’ll be serving you.

Please have your seat belts – the belt of Truth – ready at all times as we take off from 2017 and descend into 2018. As you enter the new year –

Never stop looking for what’s NOT there. Opportunity is actually what’s NOT there

Its been a tough year for some of you. But, that’s okay. So –

First, build a future. Only then can you mourn the past. If you reverse the order, you’ll be stuck in the past – Rabbi Jonathan Sacks

Continue reading “A 2018 SPECIAL (Just for You)”